I should really go to bed coz I'm tired, yes it is only 2140, but I think I'm going mania at the moment... oh well I'll live

How Clueless are you???

[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door

[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[ ] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] I have said to a cop "Do you smell Bacon"?

[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[ ] I've caught myself drooling over someone.

[x] I've accidently peed my pants. I WAS 5!!!!!!!!!!!

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out. I'm zoning out right now!

[x] Have you ever thought is it POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[ ] I just tried to lick my toes and enjoyed it.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

[ ] I ate a bug for a dollar.

[x]I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. I have exams which will determine what class I'm going to be in next year...

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.

[ ] I secretly love the smell of a skunk.

[x] I have blamed my cluelessness on the fact that I am a blonde. Yes, it's my favorite saying: "Blonde moment"

[ ] I've ran into a car while riding my bike. That's not possible because you can't be running and riding a bike.

[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[ ] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes wish I had farted to get all the gas out of me.

[x] I accidently break a lot of things.

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.

[x] I tilt my head to the side when I'm confused.

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my bed several times. I once fell out of bed and rolled under it, woke up and didn't know where I was lol

Ok that's the end and instead of nominating people I'm going to just say whoever wants to do it can do it. Name it "How clueless are you???" And I'll read it. But if it doesn't have 3 ? I won't!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be careful! MUAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!